The Personal Blog of Dr. John H. Watson

I'm a well seasoned army doctor back from Afghanistan.

As of now, I'm residing in a shared flat with Mr. Sherlock Holmes, a consulting detective and also my best mate.

ask-jmoriarty asked: I am not caught up in my own spider web but I wish I was because I am currently taking a short break from being my amazing self. Is Gladstone dead yet? -JM

At least you’re not pro animal cruelty (being a murder is good enough, thanks). After countless exposure to Sherlock’s “experiments”, I’m surprised he’s still around.

-JW

#One day we’ll be standing around a body and Dr Watson will be the one that put it there.

One day.

-JW

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ask-cannibal-moriarty asked: Bored, ha, the great Sherlock's personal toy is bored. I'd say I was surprised, but I'm not, you see, you are average. You are average with an average mind and an average set of problems. It's sad really, how the one word that describes you is "average" and how you seem to take no opportunity to change that. You see, for people like me, life is never boring, and yet it is the boringest thing you will ever do. You should change that, John, don't get caught up in impossible fantasies thought.

I’ll humbly admit that I’ll never be as brilliant as you nor Sherlock but I won’t be as kind to say that I’m average.

I’ve been places you’ll never be and I’ve seen things you’ll never see. I’ve felt things you’ll never feel and I know you think that you’re extraordinary, but you’re really, ultimately not. Just like Sherlock, you can’t go down this same road without feeling alone, bored, and might I be as bold to add, sad.

Don’t get too caught up in your own spiderweb of fantasies, James.

-JW

ask-cannibal-moriarty asked: So, how are you, John?

If I can quote Sherlock on this one, “Bored.”

-JW

ask-anthea asked: Are you doing alright, Dr. Watson? Believe it or not, I have not been keeping you and Sherlock under high surveillance lately. - A

It’s no problem, really. Cases have been coming in slow and nothing’s all that deserving of an exclamation point.

Let’s just hope your boss doesn’t see this.

-JW

anarmydoctor:

7/100 pictures of Martin Freeman

Shh, don’t tell Mycroft. 

-JW

He acts nonchalant yet he checks up on the blog like an obsessed teenager.

-JW

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-and we’re back with The Daily Life of Sherlock. Nothing much has changed.

-JW

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Don’t ask me what we’re looking at. I’ve forgotten. It must have been important anyhow. Either that or we’re waiting for a cab.

-JW

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Science of Deduction: Dear John, ›

ask-sherlock:

ask-sherlock:

I don’t know if I’ll have time to tell you any of this, and this is a precautionary post to you, and only you.

I recently learned of the “queue” option on this blogging site, and if this has been posted when it should be posted, that means I am now dead.

John, I want you to know that I am a…

Bringing this back because I think I deserve respect, John.

Perhaps this is harsh.

- SH

Deduce me, how would this make me respect you? Bringing this back only reminds me that you’ve had the audacity to abandon me when I trusted you and lie to me when I bloody trusted you.

You can forget the tea. I’m not going to be home tonight.

-JW